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Today is a very sad day indeed. Luke is Back is reporting that the woman with the most gorgeous breasts to ever grace pornography has decided to leave the business.

It seems like only yesterday we were enthralled by Gianna’s first anal scene. Today brings nothing but tears.

I consider Gianna among the finest performers to grace the world of porn, but I wish her well in her future endeavors. Goodbye, Gianna, and…wait for it…thanks for the mammaries.

I’ve finally had the opportunity to watch Big Wet Asses 15, so I thought I’d give you guys a quick review with screencaps of Gianna’s big scene. Most first anal scenes get a lot of undeserved hype, but I think Gianna’s was very highly anticipated by many porn fans (myself included).

Gianna starts with the obligatory Big Wet Asses intro – getting oil poured all over her big, round behind. When the posing is done, the scene begins with Michael Stefano kissing and eating Gianna’s ass in a room that looks like a bank vault with a couch inside. Gianna and Michael seem to have pretty good chemistry and there’s lots of kissing in the scene.



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Elegant Angel announced last week that Gianna Michaels has finally shot her first anal scene and it will be released at the end of this month.

I am generally not a “first anal” enthusiast (I think anal’s great, it just tends not to be a monumental thing when a girl does it 8 months into her career), but after 5 years in the business, Gianna doing an anal scene is actually something of a big deal. I say that as a member of the industry and as a fan.

According to director William H., “Gianna’s anal scene isn’t like your typical 1st anal scene. It’s very hardcore and features lots of ATM.” I don’t think we’d expect anything less from Gianna. Always an energetic performer, I’m sure she wanted this scene to go as well as possible because she’s spent the last 5 years dodging the question, “So when are you going to do anal?”

The timing of this movie is very interesting. Gianna’s very first anal scene – something that’s likely to have cost Elegant Angel a decent sum and make them a bunch of money – is happening during very tough times for the industry. As reader G man put it, “Coinkidink? – Or work getting scarse [sic] for even the biggest stars?” I doubt it’s a coincidence. When times get tough, smart people do what they need to do to survive and I think that’s what Gianna and Elegant Angel are doing here.

It doesn’t take a genius to predict success here. Gianna’s spent a lot of time building up an enormous fanbase and now she’s going to cash it in. I bet the pre-orders on this title are going to be record-breaking (at least for the months since September when things started to really go south). I know I’ll be getting a copy.

This is my interview with Jenna Haze at the Adult Entertainment Expo in January. She’s extremely nice and just as beautiful in person as she is in her movies. We talked about her busy life, who she does her best scenes with, how her directing career is coming along and more.

Alison: How’s the convention going so far, Jenna?

Jenna: It’s good, it’s really good.

A: Have you done a lot of signings, met a lot of fans?

J: Yes, I signed for six hours yesterday and I’ve already signed for almost four hours today and I’ve got another three, so…

A: You must be pretty tired.

J: No, I’m used to it.

A: You really seem like the consummate porn star. You bring everything to your scenes every time. How do you do it?

J: [laughs] It just comes naturally. I like my job and when the camera rolls I do my thing.

A: What are your favorite things to do in your scenes?

J: Since I was under contract for so long doing only girls, now doing guys is the best. Of course, sucking cock. Anal scenes are probably my little niche – my favorite thing to do, besides blowjobs.

A: Who do you really like to work with?

J: Guys or girls?

A: Hmm. Guys.

J: James Deen, Johnny Sins, Manuel Ferrara, all yummy yummies.

A: Basically, the guys with the biggest dicks.

J: Pretty much [laughs]. I like the big ones. And Scott Nails, how could I forget Scott Nails?

A: How about girls?

J: Belladonna. Monique Alexander is my ex-girlfriend and she was awesome to work with. They’re both two of my favorite girls. Joanna Angel is my best friend, she’s always fun to work with.

I did a great scene with Gianna years ago for Fashionistas. That was amazing, with Gianna and Rocco. She’s an amazing performer and I love her a lot.

Alexis Texas, I just did an all-girl scene with her and she was fucking awesome. Slammin.

A: She has a great ass

J: Beautiful ass. I just buried my face in it. You couldn’t even see it. It was gone.

A: When doing a girl-girl scene, some performers really get into their scenes and get wet and some don’t. Is it important to you that your partner likes women?

J: Yeah, definitely. It’s always good to see that they’re really excited and really into it. Wetness is always a plus, right? Dry is not sexy.

A: How many years have you been doing porn now?

J: Seven and a half

A: And you’re not sick of it at all?

J: I have my times when I get a little burned out on work in general, not necessarily the work I’m doing. Just because I’m directing now and doing my own stuff, I’m also working for other people, I’m also feature dancing, I’m also doing my website and doing signings and stuff.

A: When do you sleep??

J: I don’t! I’ve been trying to be good and get like six hours sleep every night while I’m here, you know, but you know Vegas.

A: How do you like directing so far?

J: It’s hard. It’s really hard. A lot harder than I thought it was gonna be. It’s definitely going to be a learning process for me.

A: Do you think that since you’ve been performing for so long, you bring something special to directing?

J: I’m hoping to bring something special to directing. Once I get all my nervousness and second-guessing myself out of the way, you know. In the first movie I directed there was a lot of, “Is this hot? I don’t know. Should I shoot that? Is that good enough? Are they gonna like that? I don’t know What should I do?” So the first one was definitely very good for my first one, but I expect it to just get better and better.

A: What kind of movies do you really want to make?

J: Just hot movies. Movies of people having real sex. You know, I don’t want fake orgasms and all that stuff, I just want real sex. Gonzo, you know. Just get to the point.

I want to do a variety of stuff though. I want to do gonzo stuff, I want to do vignettes, I’ll probably never do features, it’s just not my thing. But I also want to do stuff that’s really different, really arty, really edgy.

A: When do you think you want to start getting into the really arty stuff?

J: Hopefully soon. “Cum-Spoiled Sluts” was my first movie and will be my signature series, I think. And then I’m doing my anal movie second, and then my next one will be the arty movie.

A: That sounds like fun. Is it fun getting to come up with your own ideas for movies?

J: It’s fun, but it’s also very expensive and so much work! I never realized there was so much to directing. I thought, “Oh you turn the camera on and you just tell them what you want to see and they go.” But there’s really a technique to it and I feel lucky because I have my boyfriend Jules [Jordan] to teach me. Hopefully he’ll teach me everything he knows and I’ll become the best female director in the business. [laughs]

A: I have no doubt that if that’s your goal, you’ll do it. Is it nice being with someone who’s also in the industry who understands what it’s like?

J: I would definitely never date anyone outside the business because there’s too much drama, too much headache, too much difficulty and I’m not changing what I do for anybody.

A: That’s great. You know, after this long in the business, you have a lot of devoted fans who probably know a lot about you. Is there anything you think they’d be surprised to find out?

J: I don’t know. People ask me this question a lot and I’m so much “me” on camera that I feel like I’m known to all of my fans. I always just say that I’m a dork. People don’t realize what a nerd I really am and how clumsy I really am. I fell down some stairs, actually, before I came here. So yeah, I have my moments. [laughs]

A: Well, Jenna, it was so nice talking to you. Enjoy the rest of the show.

J: Thanks, you too.