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Lovely as always, Belladonna talks to me about first impressions, how she chooses scene partners, what she does in her free time, and more.

Today is a very sad day indeed. Luke is Back is reporting that the woman with the most gorgeous breasts to ever grace pornography has decided to leave the business.

It seems like only yesterday we were enthralled by Gianna’s first anal scene. Today brings nothing but tears.

I consider Gianna among the finest performers to grace the world of porn, but I wish her well in her future endeavors. Goodbye, Gianna, and…wait for it…thanks for the mammaries.

As I mentioned in September, Tera Patrick is divorcing her husband of 7 years. Coincidentally, she also just wrote a book called Sinner Takes All that’ll be out at the end of the month.

Some folks who aren’t me got advance copies and, as people often do with unreleased books, have started pulling out some of the juicier details in an attempt to sell more books. This is a good strategy. It often works.

In the book, Tera says that the reason she’s divorcing Evan Seinfeld/Spyder Jonez is that he chose making porn over an agreement they made when they got married to stop performing after a few years. From industry blog YNOT:

I feel for her. Basically, he wanted to keep fucking other women even though he told her he would stop doing that. For his part, Spyder told Page Six that the marriage ended because Tera didn’t like to have sex.

She didn’t like sex and he wanted to have sex with other women. Those seem like perfectly reasonable grounds to split up. In fact, I imagine people get divorced for very similar reasons all the time.

I guess the nicey nice things they were telling the media in September about how they’re still going to work together and be best friends forever weren’t really true. Go figure…

As an occasional watcher of golf (just the majors) and a sometimes fan of Tiger Woods (I usually root for Padraig Harrington), I’ve watched Tiger’s infidelity scandal unfold with mild curiosity.

Now that such illustrious publications as The Sun, The Examiner, and the Daily News have broken the unsurprising news that a porn star was among the ranks of Tiger’s “other women,” the story is just relevant enough to mention.

Porn star Holly Sampson is either mistres #6 or #7 (depending on who you ask).

The beautiful and talented Katja Kassin announced her retirement on the Adult DVD Talk message board last night in an open letter to her fans.

Katja says that she is thankful for the opportunities that the porn industry has brought her, but she’s 30 and ready to pursue another career. While her ass will be missed by all, I wish her the best.

via: Luke is Back

Janine Lindemulder appeared on Good Morning America today to discuss the custody battle she’s currently fighting with her ex-husband, Jesse James, over their 5-year-old daughter. (video here)

Although I’ve read a lot about the situation on other blogs, I’ve avoided talking about it until now because Janine’s side of the story wasn’t entirely clear. Now that she has gone on television to defend her desire to see her own daughter, I feel the need to add my own two cents to the discussion.

Fighting over custody after a divorce is always messy and often painful for everyone involved – especially the kids. On one side, there is Janine, recently released from prison, newly married to a man of questionable character, and biological mother of this child. On the other is Jesse James and, for some reason, Sandra Bullock.

Yes, I realize that Sandra is Jesse’s wife, but as a stepmother myself, I feel it’s at best in poor taste and at worst downright wrong for her to get involved in this type of custody dispute. I assume that Sandra loves her stepdaughter tremendously, but it’s simply not her place to write and then publicly release letters to the court accusing Janine of drug abuse, neglect, or anything else, for that matter.

If her ex-husband wants to fight for sole custody, great. Goodness knows that Janine isn’t going to be winning any Mother of the Year awards. But that’s between them.

In the end, Jesse and Sandra have money and Janine doesn’t. They’ll probably get custody of her daughter, and maybe that’s in the girl’s best interest. But it leaves a seriously bad taste in my mouth to watch Janine beg Sandra Bullock for her child back on national television. This is a private matter, and for the child’s sake, it really ought to be kept that way.

A recent post on Luke is Back revealed that Janine Lindemulder recently got hitched. There was some debate at first on a couple of blogs about who the lucky groom (or trans-bride?) could be, but the question was settled on Sunday when it was announced that the new Mr. Lindemulder is an ex-con who goes by the nickname Lefty. As it turns out, Lefty is alleged to be a white supremacist.

According to Luke is Back:

Presumably Lefty already knows that Janine’s Been Blackmaled, right?

I’ve been hearing rumors for a while that Tera Patrick and her husband, Evan Seinfeld/Spyder Jonez were splitting up. Over the weekend, Cindi at Luke is Back seemed sad to confirm the news.

I, on the other hand, couldn’t be happier for Tera. Over the years, I’ve had several interactions with Evan Seinfeld and I don’t look back on any of them with fondness. The guy is the dictionary definition of “douchebag” and I was always perplexed by what Tera saw in him. Especially after an encounter about a year ago when I was trapped in a limo with him and treated to endless bragging about his new website (called Rockstar Pimp, of all douchey things) where he gets to fuck all these hot chicks and how much everyone wants to see that. I assume he meant everyone except people with eyes.

From where I’m sitting, Evan used Tera for a variety of reasons: money, access to porn pussy, an overblown sense of self-importance, etc. and I’m really pleased to hear that she’s moved out of their house and hopefully on with her life.

Nikki Benz posted a blog entry today about her experience doing a scene with Rocco Siffredi. Well-known for being very domineering and rough, Nikki was nervous going in:

I may be wrong about this, but I’m pretty sure Rocco has done the occasional movie since 2003. Regardless, Rocco’s reputation seems to precede him wherever he goes. Some girls love him and some hate him.

Belladonna, for example, loves working with Rocco. She’s a pretty rough-and-tumble performer and she likes what I can only call his mystique. I’ve never met Rocco, but I’ve seen him at the AVN show a few times and he’s definitely a confident guy.

On the other side, you have Janine. A few years ago, she did a scene with Rocco in the movie Emperor. According to Janine, Rocco violated her trust (and her desire to remain un-pregnant) by cutting the end off of the condom they were using when she expressly told him not to because she wasn’t on birth control.

Either way, it sounds like Nikki had a good time:

Update: As it turns out, Rocco may be a tax evader. Why do porn people always do this?

I happened across a pre-rhinoplasty photo of Nikki Benz the other day and was struck by how different she looked before she had a nose job.



Now, she has that pinched nose look that reputable surgeons dread. She’s not the only one with a bad nose job though…

Jenna Jameson had a very cute nose when she started out, but she seems to have gotten the plastic surgery bug and more or less ruined her face.


Almost everyone is familiar with the tragedy that is Tabitha Stevens. I have no idea whether the “before” picture here is prior to all of the rhinoplasties she’s had (3 and counting), but as you can see, things have deteriorated since then.


JR Carrington was a popular star in the 90’s whose plastic surgery is very reminiscent of Nikki Benz’s – not terrible, but obvious and probably unnecessary.


While getting more surgery to fix what you’ve already had done to your face seems to make matters much worse in most situations, Nicole Sheridan entered the business with a seriously botched nose job and went on Dr. 90210 in 2008 to get it fixed. Thankfully, the results seem to be a big improvement over her old nose.



I wanted to find a “before” picture of Devon taken prior to when she had her nose made to look like a scary beak, but wasn’t able. All in all, I’m not a fan of plastic surgery and I’m really not a fan of the cut rate surgeries girls in the porn industry get. Remember ladies: you get what you pay for.